God Hates Arkansas

jeffala:

Two-thirds of Arkansas counties are under burn bans.
(via Arkansas Forestry Commission)

Be wise this Independence Day and just get a bunch of glow sticks. You’ve seen the Colorado wildfires in the news, right? Save the bottle rockets for when the Hogs win. Camping may be tough too. Keep your coals in the grill. Remember to bring a campfire alternative like a lantern.

Two-thirds of Arkansas counties are under burn bans.

(via Arkansas Forestry Commission)

Be wise this Independence Day and just get a bunch of glow sticks. You’ve seen the Colorado wildfires in the news, right? Save the bottle rockets for when the Hogs win. Camping may be tough too. Keep your coals in the grill. Remember to bring a campfire alternative like a lantern.

Earthquakes, massive bird kills, exploitation by corporations, archaic liquor laws, and poverty. I wouldn't be surprised if the moon turned to blood soon.